It can be ridiculously easy to make a kid laugh with the right attitude. At this age, they find some of the simplest things hilarious.

The only issue we are currently facing is the complications of the internet. With unlimited access our young ones are gaining on the world wide web, they can come into contact with all kinds of “funny content” that is far from laughable to the adults. At this age, at least, we can monitor what kinds of remarks are being passed around in the classroom, so here is a long list of jokes suitable for first graders which you can use in your school to keep the smiles broad.

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A great list of jokes

Love the penguin jokes? Here are some more to get you squawking with laughter.

  • Q. What do elephants wear to go swimming? A. Trunks.
  • Q. Why should you never fail a test in an elevator? A. You will be wrong on so many levels.
  • Q. Why did the male robot get married to the female robot? A. He couldn’t resistor.
  • Q. How is a bad joke like a bad pencil? A. It has no point.
  • Q. Why do zoos never play card games anymore? A. There are too many cheetahs.
  • Q. What did the spider’s bride wear? A. A webbing dress.
  • Q. What did the hat say to the scarf? A. You hang around, I’ll go ahead.
  • Q. What did the calculator say to the maths student? A. You can count on me!
  • Q. Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? A. She was a little horse.
  • Q. How does a cucumber become a pickle? A. It goes through a jarring experience.
  • Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. The chicken hadn’t been born yet.
  • Q. What do you call two birds in love? A. Tweethearts.
  • Q. What is similar about false teeth and stars? A. They both come out at night.
  • Q. How does the moon cut his nails? A. Eclipse them.
  • Q. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? A. That hit the spot.
  • Q. What did the left eye say to the right eye. A. Between us, something smells.
  • Q. Why did the student eat his homework? A. Because the student said it was a piece of cake.
  • Q. What goes up but never goes down? A. Your age.

Check out some other birthday jokes here.

  • Q. What is a lion’s favorite state? A. Maine.
  • Q. Why was Tigger in the bathroom? A. He was looking for Pooh.
  • Q. Why don’t felines enjoy online shopping? A. They prefer a cat-alogue.
  • Q. What do you call a lazy joey? A. A pouch potato.
  • Q. What do elves learn at school? A. The elf-abet.
  • Q. What are the ten things you can always count on? A. Your fingers.
  • Q. Why is six afraid of seven? A. Because seven ate nine.
  • Q. Which knight created the round table? A. Sir Cumference
  • Q. How do you decorate a snowman’s cake? A. With lots of icing.
  • Q. What do bees use to brush their fur? A. Honeycombs.
  • Q. What vegetables do chickens grow lots of in their garden? A. Eggplants.
  • Q. Why don’t clams share their pearls? A. They are shellfish.
  • Q. Who won the skeleton race? A. No body.
  • Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A. Squash.
  • Q. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? A. Because every play has a cast.

There are plenty of jokes to go around with this list, so you will not be exhausted. Bring these into the classroom and start the laughs today!